Quote of the day

Serena van der Woodsen: So hows your mom going, with the divorce and all?

Blair Waldorf: Great. So my dad left her for another man- she lost fifteen pounds and got an eyelift. It's been good for her.

Serena van der Woodsen: I'm really sorry.

Blair Waldorf: Yeah, I could tell. Since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening.